catintheattic
15 January 2012 @ 02:13 pm
OUTSTANDING, MR. DARCY  
Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.


After playing some Italian songs, Miss Bingley varied the charm by a lively Scotch air; and soon afterwards Mr. Darcy, drawing near Elizabeth, said to her --

'Do not you feel a great inclination, Miss Bennet, to seize such an opportunity of dancing a reel?'



Kinky.
 
 
Music: "Rebel, Rebel" - David Bowie
Mood: amused